From Sgt. Bilko
[Major Thorn is doing a surprise inspection of the barracks, so just before he arrived Bilko quickly moved his men out of their untidy living quarters to another platoon's next door and switched the signs around
[holding up some ladies underwear he's found in the closet
] Are these yours?
It is my understanding that you can longer ask me these questions, sir.
It's a new army, Major. We're all adjusting.