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: He's gonna think of something. Remember that time I got the letter from my wife saying that she wanted to break up with me? Huh? Remember what Bilko did? Wally
: He got your wife back? Paparelli
: No, he got me another wife! A better wife!
: Hello, soldiers.
[they look around
: I'm talking to you. Because that's what you are, really, soldiers. Every last one you with a couple of exceptions. Paparelli
] He's got a plan. Fender
] He sure does. Bilko
: I'm going to tell you a little story. There once was a little boy, and that little boy had a dream to run one of the most sophistocated, illegal gaming operations the United States Army has ever seen. Zimmerman
] He's not worried. Morales
] Not a bit. Bilko
: And that little boy's dream came true... but now,they're trying to snatch that dream *back* from him. Zimmerman
] He's worried. Morales
] It's not good. Bilko
: But what are the last two letters in the name Bilko? K-O! Of course the first few letters are B-I-L, which is meaningless. But still, am I giving up? No! Never! Well kind of, but not really, because there is *no way* I'm going to Greenland. Well, you are probably wondering if I have a plan. Well, of course I have a plan! A P-L-A-N - plan!
[spells "PALN" on the chalkboard
: But, ha ha ha.
] He's got no plan. Morales
] We're screwed. Wally
: I have a plan, Sarge. Bilko
: But maybe, a plan is not what I really need. what I really need,
[gets down on knees
: is just a little puppy.
[crying and interacting with an imaginary puppy
: A little puppy with big brown eyes, who would just come to me and lick my face, and just love me so much no matter what kind of person I am.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
: Hey, Paparelli, how are those tickets going for the Meet Stormin' Norman barbeque? Paparelli
: It's a sellout, Sarge. Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
: Did you find a lookalike? Paparelli
: We found one. Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
: Ahh. No wonder they call me a Master Sergeant.