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: Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.
: We're all really glad you're here. Hank
: Yeah we should do it again in like another 17 years.
: We're going to see your Aunt Bessie in Florida. She's not feeling so well. Hank
: I didn't even knew I had an Aunt Bessie. Lee
: She came to the house right after your Dad and I were married. Hank
: I wasn't even born yet. Lee
: I could give a *fuck* about Disney World.
: [upon being asked to get out of the car
] They're having a top 100 countdown and I want to hear number 1. Lee
: What number are they up to? Hank
: Are you behaving yourself? Hank
: Well, they're not strapping me down anymore.
: There's this one dude on my floor, held a razor blade under his tongue for like 5 hours. He talked to the orderlies, he ate, everything. Bessie
: Well, why on earth did he do that? Hank
: He was trying to break my record.