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: [Playing $25,000 Pyramid
] Go! Will Truman
: Ok, ok. Uh...
[Reading the Card
] Will Truman
: Oh, driftwood. Uh... John Wayne. Your parents' marriage. Grace Adler
: Things that are dead. Will Truman
: Yes. Uh... my one night stand on Fire Island. Grace Adler
: Latin things! Will Truman
: Good. Uh... The postcard I sent you from Italy. Uh, "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M Grace Adler
: Oh! Things that make you cry! Will Truman
: Yes. Um... Professor Gopnick's teeth... Grace Adler
: Things that are yellow! Will Truman
: Yes. And, uh... a cane. Uh, uh, a railing. Grace Adler
: Huh? No, come on, give me another clue! Will Truman
: Uh... each other. Grace Adler
: Things that you lean on!
: So, Will, have you seen Michael since you two broke up? Will Truman
: Uh... Grace Adler
: No, he hasn't, but I have. Michael's not doing well. He got fat, he's depressed, cheap haircuts, not good. Actually it's really sad. Rob
: What are you talking about? I just saw him. He looks great. Grace Adler
: Uh, Rob... you're dismissed. Will Truman
: Thanks for trying, sweetie. Grace Adler
: His haircut really was awful.
: [to Will
] You didn't tell me Jack was moving in with you. Will Truman
: Not moving in. He's just staying with me till his apartment's finished. Jurgen Franzblau
] Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Jack McFarland
: Oh, I know that one! I know - Uh,
] Jack McFarland
: Did he need a stronger hand... Will Truman
: Yeah. Jack. He's not humming your intro, ok? That's just a straight guy's way of thinking that you and I could ever be a couple.
: Hey, Rob, tell me, does my butt look huge in these jeans? Rob
: I don't know. Will
: No, seriously, am I shaped like a pear? Rob
: Dude, I'm a guy, I don't know. Just get some pants that fit and leave me alone.