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Rosario Salazar (Character)
from "Will & Grace" (1998)

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"Will & Grace: Someone Old, Someplace New (#4.16)" (2002)
Rosario Salazar: Santa Maria, it has a mother!

Rosario Salazar: Take it easy, Martin Scor-sissy!

"Will & Grace: Object of My Rejection (#1.22)" (1999)
[Rosario is in a wedding gown]
Rosario: This is so stupid. I look like a pinata.
Karen: Yeah, and if I had a stick I could watch all of my money fall out.

Karen: [condescendingly, with descriptive hand gestures] Sit-o down-o. Try not to talk-o.
Rosario: [first words Rosario ever says on the show] Do you hear how she talks to me?

"Will & Grace: Sweet (and Sour) Charity (#2.18)" (2000)
Rosario: Oh, Miss Karen, you love those shoes like your own husband
Karen Walker: Bite your tongue! Husbands come and go but the Chanel slingback is forever

Karen Walker: What have you done with them? What have you done with my shoes?
Rosario: Nobody likes to see you squirm more than I do, but I would eat the food you provide for me before I would touch those pumps!

"Will & Grace: Bed, Bath and Beyond (#4.7)" (2001)
Karen: Finally, you're here!
Rosario: You know, if you're gonna leave me in the limo for five hours, the least you could do is crack a window.
Karen: What, and let you start yapping out at all the other maids so that they can come over and jump on the car? I don't think so.
Rosario: You better watch it, lady, because the next time you take a bath it'll be rub-a-dub-dub, I drop the blender in the tub.

Karen: What's going on? Where's Grace? Did you mistake her for some of my jewelry and stuff her down your pants?
Rosario: Suck it.

"Will & Grace: Marry Me a Little (#5.8)" (2002)
Bobbi Adler: so, Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?
Grace Adler: We haven't really talked about it yet.
Eleanor Markus: Oh! You should take her to your cabin.
Grace Adler: You have a cabin?
Leo Markus: Yeah, I go there to fish.
Grace Adler: You fish?
Leo Markus: Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa.
Grace Adler: You were in Africa?
Leo Markus: Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders.
Grace Adler: You were with Doctors Without Borders?
Rosario Salazar: Have you two met?
Will Truman: Hey, hey. Let's give the newlyweds a break here. I'm sure they know all the important stuff. Like favorite song.
[Grace and Leo look blank]
Will Truman: Favorite movie.
[Blank looks again]
Will Truman: Birthdays? No? Ppf. Doesn't matter.
Eleanor Markus: Don't worry, Grace. Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff.
Grace Adler: That's right, Eleanor. Who's Marvin?
Leo Markus: [laughs] That'd be me.
Grace Adler: Your name is Marvin?
Leo Markus: [awkward smile] yeah, yeah. People always call me "Leo"... 'cause my name's Marvin.
Jack McFarland: [laughs with a mouthful of cake] You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?
Grace Adler: I don't know your name?
Leo Markus: Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that. Huh?
Grace Adler: You were married before?

"Will & Grace: Whose Mom Is It, Anyway? (#2.4)" (1999)
Rosario: Listen lady, in my county I was a schoolteacher.
Karen: Oh yeah? Well in this country, you wash my bras.

"Will & Grace: Boardroom and a Parked Place (#5.6)" (2002)
[about to go to sleep in Karen's limo, all laying on their right sides]
Grace: Night.
Karen: Night.
Jack: Night.
Rosario: Noches.
Karen: Jack, that had better be your penis.
Grace: Ok, I can't do this, I sleep on my left.
[They all turn to the left]
Grace: Night.
Karen: Night.
Jack: Night.
Rosario: Noches.
Karen: Grace, that had better be your penis.
Grace: It's a thermos. But, thank you.

"Will & Grace: Alive and Schticking (#8.1)" (2005)
Rosario Salazar: [to Karen] The only way this could taste better is if I were eating it on your grave!

"Will & Grace: Kiss and Tell (#7.24)" (2005)
Rosario Salazar: I'd wring her neck but I don't want to be standing in a puddle of gin.

"Will & Grace: Christmas Break (#7.12)" (2004)
[at Christmas]
Rosario: [entering] Miss Karen? We have a little visitor.
Karen: Oh, for god's sake, I'm not your mother. You know where the tampons are!
Karen: [annoyed] It's your stepdaughter Olivia, you ghost of Christmas passed-out.

"Will & Grace: Women and Children First (#5.16)" (2003)
Rosario Salazar: Shut your hole, you drunken doughnut.

"Will & Grace: Grace in the Hole (#4.13)" (2002)
Rosario: [about Jack and Karen] My God it's like Dumb and Drunker
Karen: Don't you just love our "Ro Ro!" Let's tickle her!