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: Mom, I'm worried about you. You're sitting here alone in the dark. You-your ornamental gourds are all askew. And - And are you not wearing a bra? Marilyn Truman
: Oh, I have it on. It's just around my waist. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get the rest of that sandwich out of my bed.
] Will Truman
: Mamma Mia, here I go again. Jack McFarland
: My, my, how can I resist ya? Marilyn Truman
: Mamma Mia, does it show again? Will/Jack/Marilyn
: My, my, just how much I missed ya!
: Oh Grace, have you seen this new show "Desperate Housewives"? Marilyn Truman
: My friends and I play this drinking game when we watch it. You know, one shot every fives minutes.
[Grace broke Marilyn's Lladro figurine at a party and hid it under her couch
] Marilyn Truman
: I have some very sad news, Will. Fiona was cleaning after the party yesterday -
] Marilyn Truman
: and she found Ouisan in pieces on the floor. Ouisan is dead, Will. She's dead! Grace
: Ouisan? Well, she sounds like someone who was ready to go anyway. Marilyn Truman
: She was a very rare Lladro figurine. And somebody broke her. Oh, I bet it was that Skippy Faber, the clumsy drunk. Grace, you were talking to her. Was she slurring? Grace
: Uh, a little. But I really couldn't tell 'cause she was...
[raises her arms stiffly
: stumbling around and waving her arms. Marilyn Truman
: I knew it! I am going to wait until April and pour bleach on her roses. Will
: Well, hey, that's something to look forward to. Marilyn Truman
: I'm just going to splash some cold water on my face, and then I'll be going.
: [whispers to Grace
] This is perfect! This is what happens when you keep your mouth shut. Skippy Faber takes the fall! Grace
: So, that's it? I just let Skippy hang for my crime?
: Ah, she's German. We'll just call it even.