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] Honey, have you found yourself in a family way? Karen Walker
: Oh, no no no no. But I think I might be pregnant. Grace Adler
: [Walks into the apartment
] Hi, sorry I'm late. Karen Walker
: Yeah, join the club.
: We think you should marry Will. Grace Adler
: Yeah, this would be us three months in. Hi honey, how was your day? Will Truman
: Fine. Grace Adler
: I'm having an affair. Will Truman
: Me too. Grace Adler
: His name is Donald. Will Truman
: Me too!
: [Bobbi waltzes into the apartmant puts her foot up on the couch
] Look, no panty line because: no panties!
: Oh honey those shoes Will
: How could I forget the shoes?
: I listened. Grace
: You're a mother. You're not supposed to listen. Bobbi Adler
: Then what do you want me to do? Grace
: I don't want you to fix me up. But I want you to want to fix me up. I just don't want you to want me to want to go out with the guys that you want to fix me up with.
: Grace, honey. I want to do something nice for Will and Andy. Do the "boys" still like Judy Garland?
[strikes a Judy Garland pose
: [when her mom tells her that Will can't sleep in her room
] Mom! This isn't fair! Bobbi Adler
: Well neither is my cottage cheese ass! Grace
: Why is that your answer to everything?
: Oh, and Will, always light matches in the bathroom after poopie-doops.
: so, Where are you kids going on your honeymoon? Grace Adler
: We haven't really talked about it yet. Eleanor Markus
: Oh! You should take her to your cabin. Grace Adler
: You have a cabin? Leo Markus
: Yeah, I go there to fish. Grace Adler
: You fish? Leo Markus
: Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa. Grace Adler
: You were in Africa? Leo Markus
: Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders. Grace Adler
: You were with Doctors Without Borders? Rosario Salazar
: Have you two met? Will Truman
: Hey, hey. Let's give the newlyweds a break here. I'm sure they know all the important stuff. Like favorite song.
[Grace and Leo look blank
] Will Truman
: Favorite movie.
[Blank looks again
] Will Truman
: Birthdays? No? Ppf. Doesn't matter.
[WILL TURNS AWAY, MOUTHING "WOW"
] Eleanor Markus
: Don't worry, Grace. Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff. Grace Adler
: That's right, Eleanor. Who's Marvin? Leo Markus
] That'd be me. Grace Adler
: Your name is Marvin? Leo Markus
: [awkward smile
] yeah, yeah. People always call me "Leo"... 'cause my name's Marvin. Jack McFarland
: [laughs with a mouthful of cake
] You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name? Grace Adler
: I don't know your name? Leo Markus
: Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that. Huh?
] Grace Adler
: You were married before?