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Quotes for
Leo Markus (Character)
from "Will & Grace" (1998)

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"Will & Grace: Last Ex to Brooklyn (#6.2)" (2003)
Grace Adler: How could I fall in love with your kebabs? I've never had them. Diane had your kebabs, but apparently I wasn't good enough for your kebabs.
Leo Markus: Wait. Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kebabs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?
Jack McFarland: Silly, Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kebabs. She has a ka-gina!
Karen Walker: And nice ka-tits.

Grace Adler: I'm not jealous. And I'll tell you why I'm jealous. Because I'm not jealous!
Leo Markus: You're not making any sense.
Grace Adler: Oh and all of a sudden you're the president of things that make sense?

Karen Walker: Honey, we got you a dog.
Leo Markus: A dog?
Karen Walker: Yeh.
Leo Markus: I've always wanted a dog.
Leo Markus: And I still do. This looks like something a dog coughed up.

Karen Walker: I like you. Wanna make out?
Diane: I like you too. Let's see how the evening goes.
Leo Markus: So, you and Will, huh?
Diane: Yep. Me and Will.
Leo Markus: And, uh, me and you.
Diane: Yeh. Me and you. And, maybe later, me and Karen.
[Karen gestures 'thumbs up' and nods]

"Will & Grace: Home Court Disadvantage (#6.3)" (2003)
Grace: Why can't
Grace: see how fantastic you are?
Leo: Wait a minute, you're concerned about the opinion of a woman whose pet peeves are sobriety and kindness.

Leo: You guys kiss way too much.

"Will & Grace: Marry Me a Little (#5.8)" (2002)
Bobbi Adler: so, Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?
Grace Adler: We haven't really talked about it yet.
Eleanor Markus: Oh! You should take her to your cabin.
Grace Adler: You have a cabin?
Leo Markus: Yeah, I go there to fish.
Grace Adler: You fish?
Leo Markus: Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa.
Grace Adler: You were in Africa?
Leo Markus: Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders.
Grace Adler: You were with Doctors Without Borders?
Rosario Salazar: Have you two met?
Will Truman: Hey, hey. Let's give the newlyweds a break here. I'm sure they know all the important stuff. Like favorite song.
[Grace and Leo look blank]
Will Truman: Favorite movie.
[Blank looks again]
Will Truman: Birthdays? No? Ppf. Doesn't matter.
Eleanor Markus: Don't worry, Grace. Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff.
Grace Adler: That's right, Eleanor. Who's Marvin?
Leo Markus: [laughs] That'd be me.
Grace Adler: Your name is Marvin?
Leo Markus: [awkward smile] yeah, yeah. People always call me "Leo"... 'cause my name's Marvin.
Jack McFarland: [laughs with a mouthful of cake] You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?
Grace Adler: I don't know your name?
Leo Markus: Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that. Huh?
Grace Adler: You were married before?

"Will & Grace: Love Is in the Airplane (#8.6)" (2005)
Leo Markus: I stood behind Julie Andrews in a book store once. Between you and me, she looked a lot more 'Victor' than 'Victoria'.