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: How could I fall in love with your kebabs? I've never had them. Diane had your kebabs, but apparently I wasn't good enough for your kebabs. Leo Markus
: Wait. Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kebabs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers? Jack McFarland
: Silly, Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kebabs. She has a ka-gina! Karen Walker
: And nice ka-tits.
: I'm not jealous. And I'll tell you why I'm jealous. Because I'm not jealous! Leo Markus
: You're not making any sense. Grace Adler
: Oh and all of a sudden you're the president of things that make sense?
: Honey, we got you a dog. Leo Markus
: A dog? Karen Walker
: Yeh. Leo Markus
: I've always wanted a dog. Leo Markus
: And I still do. This looks like something a dog coughed up.
: I like you. Wanna make out? Diane
: I like you too. Let's see how the evening goes. Leo Markus
: So, you and Will, huh? Diane
: Yep. Me and Will. Leo Markus
: And, uh, me and you. Diane
: Yeh. Me and you. And, maybe later, me and Karen.
[Karen gestures 'thumbs up' and nods
: Why can't
: see how fantastic you are? Leo
: Wait a minute, you're concerned about the opinion of a woman whose pet peeves are sobriety and kindness.
: You guys kiss way too much.
: so, Where are you kids going on your honeymoon? Grace Adler
: We haven't really talked about it yet. Eleanor Markus
: Oh! You should take her to your cabin. Grace Adler
: You have a cabin? Leo Markus
: Yeah, I go there to fish. Grace Adler
: You fish? Leo Markus
: Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa. Grace Adler
: You were in Africa? Leo Markus
: Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders. Grace Adler
: You were with Doctors Without Borders? Rosario Salazar
: Have you two met? Will Truman
: Hey, hey. Let's give the newlyweds a break here. I'm sure they know all the important stuff. Like favorite song.
[Grace and Leo look blank
] Will Truman
: Favorite movie.
[Blank looks again
] Will Truman
: Birthdays? No? Ppf. Doesn't matter.
[WILL TURNS AWAY, MOUTHING "WOW"
] Eleanor Markus
: Don't worry, Grace. Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff. Grace Adler
: That's right, Eleanor. Who's Marvin? Leo Markus
] That'd be me. Grace Adler
: Your name is Marvin? Leo Markus
: [awkward smile
] yeah, yeah. People always call me "Leo"... 'cause my name's Marvin. Jack McFarland
: [laughs with a mouthful of cake
] You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name? Grace Adler
: I don't know your name? Leo Markus
: Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that. Huh?
] Grace Adler
: You were married before?
: I stood behind Julie Andrews in a book store once. Between you and me, she looked a lot more 'Victor' than 'Victoria'.