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: Aww... I like that little bra that you're wearing. Grace Adler
: Aww... and I liked your split-pea soup. Val Bassett
: Well, thanks. Grace Adler
: I got a little taste when you shoved my face in the rug.
: [Grace and Val are rolling on the floor, fighting
] Once again, girl-on-girl action, and it's totally lost on me. Hey. Hey! Gabrielle, Xena, break it up!
[Will pulls the two girls apart
] Will Truman
: What is going on? Grace Adler
: She started it. Val Bassett
: You did. Grace Adler
: Nuh-uh! Will Truman
: Ok, ok! "Nuh-uh" was just uttered by an adult. You're both taking a time-out. Go to your corners. Go on. Val Bassett
: [to Grace
] Bitch. Grace Adler
: [to Val
[Will and Grace are in Val's apartment, looking for Grace's missing music box.
] Val Bassett
: Hey? Will Truman
, Grace Adler
: Surprise! Val Bassett
: What are you two doing here? Grace Adler
: Um, uh - we thought you had a gas leak. Val Bassett
: Then why did you yell, "Surprise"? Will Truman
: Well ... we didn't say it was a nice surprise.