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: [TO OWEN
] Uh, excuse me. As Aretha said to Gloria, Celine, Shania, and Mariah during Divas Live...
] Jack McFarland
: "Are you trippin'? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul, bitch. Ok?" Owen
: Well, I believe she also said, "Hey, Cuba, Canada, cowgirl, Crazy, get out of my light and away from my snacks, bitch."
: Actually it was more the gay-guy-feel-the-delts-bend-at-the-waist-check-out-the-shoes hug.
: Whoops, my hand seems to be traveling up your thigh towards your ROCKIN' ASS. But who cares right? Cause I'm gay. So it's all right if I tell you you're beautiful, throw you down on this couch and make out with you fiercely, right? Grace
: Yup, because you're gay, I should be on top.
[Start making out
: Ya know, you're a good kisser for a gay guy, and I've kissed a lot of gay guys.
[enter Jack with camera
: Got you, you sick straight bastard. Grace
: Jack get lost, I'm not done.
: You don't have any proof. Jack
: I have photos. Owen
: There's no film in that camera. Jack
: Of course there is.
[He rips the film out of the camera
: See? Like I'd be stupid enough not to put film in my own camera.
[singing 'Wishin' & Hopin'
: Wishin' and a-Hopin'... Owen
: Dreamin' and a-Prayin'... Jack
: Lyin' and a-Cheatin'. Owen
: Tubby and a-Tone Deaf. Jack
: - STOP IT.