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: I don't want your water breaking. We just had the upholstery cleaned.
: [to Madeleine
] You came all the way from Chicago to find a good artist?
: [after they realize Ashley was ready to give birth
] Where are you going? Eugene
: Bring the car upfront. Peg
: Don't just stand there go get the car!
: What did you do with my eggs? Johnny Johnsten
: Stuffed 'em up my butt!
: Be quiet Eugene, nobody's listening to you.
: [examining an antique baby spoon
] I don't believe that can go in the dishwasher...