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: I'm getting a hard-on! Beauty always gives me a hard-on! Donna Dasher
: Aim it the other way then, Wink. You know how I detest organs. Beauty has absolutely nothing to do with that WORD, that THING you have hanging there like an obscene pickle. Spare me your anatomy.
: What's that camera for? Donald Dasher
: To take pictures of your mother. Taffy Davenport
: HER? Donald Dasher
: We happen to think she's quite beautiful. Taffy Davenport
: You must be cockeyed, then! HEY, lady! Have some CHIPS! Donna Dasher
: Really, I couldn't. Thanks, but uh, no thanks. Taffy Davenport
: (mockingly) Nuh NYEHH nuh NYEEHHH. Dawn Davenport
: You want your spaghetti with or without cheese? Donna Dasher
: I'll have two chicken breasts please. Dawn Davenport
: Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti. Donna Dasher
: I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti, do I look Italian? Donald Dasher
: We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please. Donna Dasher
: I'll have an extremely large glass of ice-water.
: Aahhh! Ahhhh! Dawn, ya son of a bitch! You're the one who did it! YOU! You drove Gater away!
[as Ida enters the room
] Donald Dasher
: Oh my God! Donna Dasher
: Incredible! Dawn Davenport
: Ida Nelson, you get out of my house!
[hurling acid into Dawn's face
] Aunt Ida
: You made Gater leave! I got somethin for your face, motherfucker!
: We are always curious as to what drew you here to "Le Lipstique". Stripper
: Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon. Donna Dasher
: And supposing we become sick of you? Stripper
: Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen...! Donna Dasher
: Well, I think it IS happening. It's hard to describe, but when I look into your face, I pick up a distinct feeling of nausea. Stripper
: Hey, WAIT A MINUTE...!
: [showing up at Superstar nightclub dressed in saffron robes
] Hare Krishna, mother! Dawn Davenport
: You've finally done it, haven't you! Embarrassed me on my night of FAME!
] Dawn Davenport
: No reporters saw you did they
[Taffy shaking off her mother's hands
] Dawn Davenport
: Look at you, I could vomit! Donald Dasher
: THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEAUTY! Donna Dasher
: Remember Alice Crimmins.