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: [sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb
] And she should've turned the light off because now she's going to be... Ashley Albright
: [light sparks
] AAAAAAAAAA! Jake Hardin
: ...electrocuted. Jake Hardin
: [catching Ashley as she falls backwards
] Hi. Ashley Albright
] Oh, my God... Hi.
: You're firing me? You don't even pay me. Harry Judd
: Look, Jake, you're good, I mean, you did find us. But it's just... Jake Hardin
: But? What's the but? Tom Fletcher
: But we just think it's time to go home Jake Hardin
: No! You can't go back home. We're this close Tom Fletcher
: We haven't had any lucky breaks here and... Danny Jones
: Yea, poor Doug misses his mum McFly
: Yea Danny Jones
: He does, he cries every night Danny Jones
: [Dougie punches Danny
] Ah Jake Hardin
: One week. How's that? one week. You give me one week, and if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it. We're done. You can go back home. No hard feelings. One week. Tom Fletcher
: Ok. One week Jake Hardin
: One week Tom Fletcher
: One week Jake Hardin
: All right, get some rest guys Danny Jones
: Your mum's going to have to wait one more week Doug! hahaa Jake Hardin
: One week.
: [knocks wall
] Okay, look, I know you guys are nervous, that's fine just... Dougie Poynter
: Hold that thought...
[grabs bucket, throws up
] Tom Fletcher
: Good idea
[grabs bin, throws up
] Danny Jones
: wow Jake Hardin
: Air fresh... air freshener...
: So, other than, uh, you know getting zapped, how's the job working out? Ashley Albright
: Oh, I can't complain. Jake Hardin
: That's good. Ashley Albright
: No, I mean, I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.
: [to Dana about Ashley
] I was... just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.
: You saved my life, Spider-Man. Jake Hardin
: Ah, it was nothing, really. Damon Phillips
: No, it was something. There's gotta be a way I can repay you, man.
: [to himself
] Is it me or did I just get lucky?
: This is my new apartment? Tiffany
: I know it's pretty amazing. Home theatre, satellite TV. And at night, with the lights down low, let's just say this place is pretty mind blowing.
: Look, I know a job if you're looking for one. Ashley Albright
: Really? What's the scam? Jake Hardin
: No scam. Ashley Albright
: Well, do you want me to join your religion or something? Jake Hardin
: No, no religion stuff. It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours. Ashley Albright
: It still doesn't answer my question: What's the scam? Jake Hardin
: Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L. Ashley Albright
: "S.O.L."? Jake Hardin
: "Shit out of luck". Ashley Albright
: What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there? Jake Hardin
: [points to the "Wet Paint" sign on the bench that Ashley is sitting on
] Yeah. Ashley Albright
] Oh... Jake Hardin
: Look, where you are now.... I've been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there.
] Jake Hardin
: I'm Jake. Ashley Albright
: Ashley. Oh, God. Jake Hardin
: No, you got it. Ashley Albright
: Oh, my gosh. Jake Hardin
: Looks great on you. Ashley Albright
: Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now. Jake Hardin
: For this one, I think you'll be fine. Ashley Albright
: Okay. Jake Hardin
: Want to check it out? Ashley Albright
: Why are you so nice? Jake Hardin
: What? Look, I mean, shit out of luck. That's my thing.
: [as Ashley is changing a light bulb
] See that's not good. She should have gone up without the bulb and brought down the old one because now she's gonna be juggling...
: Can I give you a ride? Ashley Albright
: I only live twenty nine blocks from here. Jake Hardin
: Uh, at least take my umbrella. Ashley Albright
: I already have one. Jake Hardin
: You know, I got a washer-dryer, uh... microwave popcorn, satellite T.V. Ashley Albright
: No, I... I really shouldn't. Jake Hardin
: Look, I don't do this for just anybody, but I'll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows. Ashley Albright
: I love the little marshmallows. Jake Hardin
: How about you toss the lighting rod and get in. Ashley Albright
] Ashley Albright
: Thank you.
: We've sold out the Hard Rock!
: I've been the luckiest guy in the world.
: [Jake goes to kiss Ashley again
] No, no, no. no. I have to go now. Jake Hardin
: Uh... Now?
] Jake Hardin