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: Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are? Gary
] Yeah. Gene
: In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part. Gary
: Did you say dick cream? Gene
: No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Go away, leave me alone!
[Coop is sobbing, Gene appears from nowhere
: Be proud of who you are. Coop
: Huh? Gene? Gene
: Shh... it isn't about the girl, Coop. Coop
: It isn't? Gene
: Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here... it
: ... isn't. Coop
: Oh. So it is... and it isn't.
[pause, wind blows
: You are ready to be taught the new way. Coop
: Will you teach me about this - what is it? A new way?
: Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters. Gary
: Come on - what? Gene
: Finish up the taters. Gary
: And then what did you say? Gene
: And then what did I say? Gary
: You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters. Gene
: Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said... fondue the cheddar... I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight. Gary
: No, Gene, that is *not* what you said. Gene
: That *is* what I said. Fondue cheddar.
: [answers the phone
] Mess Hal, Jonas Jurchinsen. Hello. Victor
: [disguising his voice
] Yes, this is the Food Inspector. We've just received word that your food is contaminated with dick farts.
[Neil and Victor laughing in the background
: What did you say? Victor
: I said your stupid kitchen food apparently has a dick in it and that dick has apparently farted and now your entire kitchen smells like dick farts.
[Neil makes fart noises
: [more laughter
: This isn't the Food Inspector. The Food Inspector wouldn't call me at this time of day, who is this? Victor
: I'm gonna kill you and fuck you. Jonas
: Who is this? Victor
: It's your butt hole!
[attempts to hang up the phone and laughs hysterically, not noticing the phone falls off the hook
: Oh my God, Victor, that was awesome! Victor, do you think he knew it was you, Victor? Victor, do you think he knew it was you, Victor? Jonas
: [still listening on the other end
] Victor Pulak. Victor
: [suddenly stops laughing and nervously picks up the phone
] Hello... why don't you go fuck a s-soup? Jonas
: How bout I cook you, like a soup? I'll filter you through cheese cloth for stock and add fresh vegetables and grains. And once I'm done... I'm gonna kill you. Victor
: [to Neil
] He said he's gonna kill me. Like a soup. I'm not sure what to do. Should I hang up? Should I say thank you? Neil
: No! No! Victor
: Thank you.