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: Hey, I am still your mama, Missy. You move it!
: Look at me. My life has no meaning or direction, and I'm happy.
: You just never liked Bill. Ramona Calvert
: Oh, I like all of God's creatures; I just like some of them better stuffed. And he's one of them.
: [of Travis in his frog costume
] Look at me. My life has no meaning or direction, and I'm happy. Look at Kermit there. You think it's easy being green?
: You smell just delicious, Justin, you wearin' cologne? Justin Matisse
: Naw, just sweat with a little paint thinner mixed in.
: Boy, she had a face on her like a bucket of worms.
: Mothers always love their daughters, even if they show it poorly.
: You have a birthday coming up. You want to tell me what you wish for? Bernice Pruitt
: No. Ramona Calvert
: No? Well that's all right; I'll figure it out with my Grandma magic.