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[after hitting a rabbit on the road
: Why don't we kill it? Hit it with something hard... Mac
: You've already done that with a two-ton automobile!
: Whaddya thinkin' about? Mac
: Girls... naked girls... in a fishtank.
: I've a facility for languages.
: How's the casserole de lapin? MacIntyre
: Excellent. Urquhart
: Terrific. Thank you. Oldsen
: [thinking a moment
] Lapin? That's rabbit. MacIntyre
: Is this my rabbit? Oldsen
: Harry! MacIntyre
: Trudy! Urquhart
: We don't allow animals in the bedrooms, I should have told you sooner.
: [referring to the grey seals
] Sailors used to think they were mermaids, yeah? Marina
: [gives him a sharp look
] Aye, they did. They were wrong.
: Can you imagine a world without oil? No automobiles, no heat. Oldsen
: And polish. MacIntyre
: No ink. Oldsen
: And nylon. MacIntyre
: No detergents. Oldsen
: And Perspex. You wouldn't get any Perspex. MacIntyre
: No polythene. Oldsen
: Dry-cleaning fluid. MacIntyre
: And water-proof coats. They make dry-cleaning fluid out of oil? Oldsen
: Yeah, didn't you know that?