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: This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown - six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly - I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record - until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!
: Medical books aren't written about losers!
: Careful. I'm contagious.
: Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!
: Whew... this cat was sick before I even got here!
[after Thrax escaped from Frank's memories
: This guy sure was sick before I came here.
: Who are you? Osmosis
: Who am I? Who am I? Ah, Bad Booty-shaking Pickanosis, yeah! That's who I am! Thrax
: Never heard of ya! Osmosis
: That's 'cause you just got here! You ask any of these suckers, when it comes to illin', Bad Booty-shaking Pickanosis stands avove all the rest!
: You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad, Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it!
[Thrax starts strangling Osmosis Jones with chain
: Looks good on you, Jones! You wear it well! Too bad you had to come this far from home just to die!
: What is that nasty smell? Drix
: Cherry. Wild cherry. Now let her go. Thrax
: Why? So you can ice me again? Osmosis
: No, so I can!
: Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl. Osmosis
: She ain't goin' down. You are!
: Bruiser, take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead. When we're done, It'll take a Swedish facialist six steaming washcloths to get you out. Thrax
: Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.