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Albert (Character)
from We're No Angels (1955)

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We're No Angels (1955)
Albert: [looking at the Navy officer in full dress whites] I think he looks like a glass of milk.

Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.

Albert: Even the girl herself called us angels.
Joseph: We're no angels.

Albert: What if she knows his handwriting?
Joseph: If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures?
Albert: No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.

Joseph: I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.

Andre Trochard: Out of my way, you lout!
Albert: [deadpan] You frighten me.

Joseph: [Referring to the Ducotels] People like that - how can you cut their throats?
Albert: [Dryly] It isn't easy.

Albert: I read someplace that when a lady faints, you should loosen her clothing.
Joseph: [Sarcastically] It's that kind of reading that got you into trouble.

Albert: Now I've really lost her.
Joseph: You never really had her.

Albert: [forced out of Isabelle's room by Jules] But you're supposed to when a girl faints!

Jules: [handsome young doctor enters the store, and is spotted by the three convicts] It's predestiny, that's what it is.
Albert: Nah, it's that fellow from the boat.