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: We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
: Even the girl herself called us angels. Joseph
: We're no angels.
: What if she knows his handwriting? Joseph
: If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures? Albert
: No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.
: I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey. Albert
: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"? Joseph
: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.
: Tell him there's a deadly poisonous snake inside of the cage. Tell him. Joseph
: [Joseph eaves the room. Re-enters a few seconds later
: You didn't tell him? Joseph
: [after a pause
] He knows already.
: I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people.
: [Referring to the Ducotels
] People like that - how can you cut their throats? Albert
] It isn't easy.
: I read someplace that when a lady faints, you should loosen her clothing. Joseph
] It's that kind of reading that got you into trouble.
: I'd like to talk to you if can spare a few minutes. Joseph
: A man sentenced to life can always spare a few minutes.
: It's you? Joseph
: How could I be anybody else?
[Joseph brings Andre a spiny pineapple on a plate to eat with no utensils
] Andre Trochard
: Knife! Fork! How am I supposed to eat that? Joseph
] You eat it like an apple.
[Joseph gives him a look like this is common knowledge
: That's the way it is, "in the midst of life," et cetera, et cetera, I forget the rest of it.
: In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."
: If you don't mind my saying so, Albert, he's got it all over you.
: Now I've really lost her. Joseph
: You never really had her.