From Back to School
Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books.
[knock on door
I don't understand a word of it.
[going to the door
] So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh?
[Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
[removing his hat
] Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon.