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: Hey, Lutz! You know who I am? Derek
: Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges.
[the football player picks up Derek by his shirt
: Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man! Player #1
: [to Jason
] You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home. Jason Melon
: Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know? Player #1
: Shut up, meat-head! Thornton Melon
: Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. Player #1
: Yeah? Wanna make something of it? Thornton Melon
: Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset... Thornton Melon
: [points at Lou
] HE gets physical.
[Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand
: [stepping up to the player
] You got a problem? Player #1
: No. I haven't got a problem. Lou
: Well, now you do.
[Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team
: Home, Sweet Home. Lou
: I liked the old house better. Thornton Melon
: So did I. Lou
: I liked the old wife better, too! Thornton Melon
] Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. Lou, I can't believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday! Thornton Melon
] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.
[watching his TV commercial
] Thornton Melon
: Lou, did you see the new spot? Lou
: Yeah, I seen it. Thornton Melon
: Do I look fat in it? Lou
: You could lose a couple of pounds. Thornton Melon
: I've gotta get bigger actors.
: Come here. I want to tell you something. Jason Melon
: What? Lou
: You were pretty hard on your father last night. Jason Melon
: I know, but the guy doesn't understand. Lou
: I know your pop thirty years. He understands. He's a nice guy, and he's tough. Like me. I'm nice, and I'm tough. I'll give you an idea what I mean. My two boys, I put one through college and the other I put through a wall. Your papa loves you. He's lookin' out for ya. Look out for him.