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: You're impossible! Thornton Melon
: And you're easy.
: Millicent, you look charming. I love your dress. Don't YOU, Thornton? It's such a LOVELY shade of GREEN. Thornton Melon
: Yeah, if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table. You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.
: You have NO class, Thornton, and I am TIRED of it! I want a divorce. Thornton Melon
: Divorce. I knew we had something in common. Thornton Melon
: [reaches in his coat and takes out papers
] Here, sign these. Vanessa
] Oh! Oh, I'm afraid it's not gonna be that easy, honey. This is gonna cost you - PLENTY! Thornton Melon
: [chuckles and takes Polaroids out of his pocket
] Oh, yeah? Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Ooh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... What's with the midget over here?
[Vanessa throws down the divorce papers and storms out
] Thornton Melon
: Hey, wait! I've got more!
: I have absolutely NOTHING to wear. Thornton Melon
: You got SIX closets full of nothing to wear. Vanessa
: Are you saying I spend too much money? Thornton Melon
: YOU spend too much money? Nah. A lot of people go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed. Vanessa
: You have no taste, Thornton. Thornton Melon
: You're right. I married you, didn't I?