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: Annie, I am 55 years old. If I'm not gonna get them out now, when am I?
: Well, I think it's a great idea. Cora
: You weren't concentrating, were you Ruth? Ruth
: I was. We're going to raise money to buy a sofa for the hospital in John's name. Celia
: By posing for a nude calendar! Ruth
: Oh no! Chris
: Oh sit down. I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson. Celia
: It's still a bit of a leap from Burnsall church, love. Chris
: That's the 'ole point. It's an alternative calendar, it's... Annie
: It's what John suggested. Chris
: Did he? Annie
: The last stage of the flower is the most glorious. So what this calendar would be saying is "actually, yes John, we agree". Ruth
: With respect, I didn't hear him use the phrase "whip your bras off"
: Shit or bust.
: Naked! Cora
: It's not naked. It's nude. Marie
: What's the difference? Celia
: I'm surprised they printed it. Jessie
: It's probably all over the internet by now. Annie
: By the sound of it, most people have seen it already. Chris
: Lots of people have photos taken with their tops off on holiday in Ibiza don't they? Ruth
: It probably just came as a slight shock Chris, what with the previous fifteen photos being of flower arrangements.
: There's no E flat in Jerusalem. Annie
: I'll be a bit disappointed if they're looking at me fingers.