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: [Otto has just learned that neighboring ranchers have torn down his fences again, as Gretchen arrives with lunch
] Gretchen, I did not mean for you to see me in my fury. Gretchen
: [Otto is outdoors, dressed only in a speedo, cowboy hat and boots
] Otto, I love your fury. Isn't Otto's fury magnificent, Francis? Francis
: I try not to look at his... fury. Otto
: If they tear this one down, we will make them suffer as they have *never* suffered. Francis
: Or we might consider trying to reach a compromise. Otto
: Do I look French to you? No!
: Otto and I are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary. Francis
: You're kidding. That's great. Otto
: [to Gretchen, passionately
] Oh, I wish I could chop you up in a million pieces so that I could share you with the rest of the world. Gretchen Mannkusser
: Oh, you are so romantic, my big Bavarian monkey-face!
[they kiss, and she leaves
: Francis, I am in so much trouble. Francis
: What's wrong? Otto
: I just found out what Gretchen is getting me for our anniversary. She knows how much I love cuckoo clocks, so she called the factory in Innsbruck and somehow convinced them to hand-craft a cuckoo clock with a little Otto and a little Gretchen that come out and kiss every hour! Francis
: Wow. What'd you get her? Otto
: Some Dust-Buster filters and a bracelet I saw on QVC.
: I kind of feel like I'm floating. Gretchen
: Vell, zat's probably ze ammonia.