Commandant Edwin Spangler
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Commandant Edwin Spangler (Character)
from "Malcolm in the Middle" (2000)

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"Malcolm in the Middle: Water Park (#1.16)" (2000)
Commandant Spangler: Once again, I waltz with Lady Victory. And until you focus, Francis, she is never going to be your dance partner.

"Malcolm in the Middle: Dewey's Dog (#3.17)" (2002)
Commandant Edwin Spangler: [after Francis found him another job in a retirement home] You call that a collage. It is an insult to the craft, I can see paste coming up from the popsicle stick.
Inuit Woman: I'm sorry, I have arthritis.
Commandant Edwin Spangler: That's it, you have just lost pudding for the whole group. Feel free to thank Mrs. Meektijuk after I leave.
[the former Commandant Spangler leaves and the other eldery residents starts despising him the same way Francis and Eric did at Marlin Academy]

"Malcolm in the Middle: Surgery (#2.17)" (2001)
Commandant Spangler: Ahh, passive resistance. The last resort for slackers and sissies.
Francis: What about Ghandi?
Commandant Spangler: Sissy.

"Malcolm in the Middle: Krelboyne Girl (#2.12)" (2001)
Commandant Spangler: In my thirty years at this academy I have never caned the wrong cadet.
Hal: Sir, did you say "caned?"
Commandant Spangler: No.