From "Malcolm in the Middle: Houseboat (#3.1)"
[yelling at Malcolm
] Do you realize how close your father came to being a registered sex offender? A registered sex offender!
Mom, please. I feel terrible. I completely understand what I did. I sold out my own father for a girl. It's like the worst thing I've ever done. We both understand I'm a terrible person.
For some girl you don't even know! Who wouldn't give you the time of day! That's the gratitude you show your father!
Maybe I'm the good one after all.
[hands Lois some tea
Here, Mom for your throat. I put a little honey on it.