From "Malcolm in the Middle: Dewey's Special Class (#5.19)"
[Malcolm is desperate to help Dewey fail an intelligence test and stay out of the Krelboyne class
] We have to give exactly the same answers a real dumb person would give.
How do we... do that?
[enter Reese, in effect answering Stevie's question
] Guys, guys. I've been trying to figure out what kind of genius I am, and I finally realized, I should go to the Library. And you know what? You can get Internet porn there, and the librarians can't do anything about it! God, I *love* this country!