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: The sting. Gordo
: What sting? Ethan
: You want a little mano a mano? Gordo
: See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about. Ethan
: Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach. Gordo
: I actually feel my brain turning into goo. Ethan
: Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie. Gordo
: Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo. Ethan
: Word. Gordo
] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend. Ethan
: See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro? Gordo
] You're wrong, man!
: Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103. Ethan
: Are those English or Italian numbers?
: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list? Ethan
: I finished it. Miss Ungermeyer
: You read eleven books? Ethan
: I mean I read the list!
: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you? Ethan
: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.
: When are we going to eat spaghetti? Kate
: Its like nine in the morning. Ethan
: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before? Kate
: I don't eat carbs! Ethan
: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before? Kate
: This experience is so totally wasted on you... Miss Ungermeyer
: Craft! Sanders! Seperate! Kate
: Oh, we did! And thank god! Miss Ungermeyer
: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.
: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air! Ethan
: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
: Why does everyone always look at me like that?
: Gordon, you having a problem? Gordo
: No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti. Ethan
: You're the man!
[Gordo has just sacrificed himself to save Lizzie's dignity, and now he is taking an elevator
: Love lifts us up where we belong.
: My father's dead. Ethan's Stepmom
: Yes! I inherit everything! Ethan Craft
: Tonni, not my real dad. The one in the murder mystery.
: Instead of clowns, there's evil.
: Oo! I found a clue, I found a clue! I found a shoe! Ethan Craft
: Uhh, Tonni. That's your shoe. Lizzie McGuire
: [animated Lizzie
] Oh, no. Ethan's the smart one in his family.
: I didn't know it until I found this thousand-pound note. Ethan Craft
: That little piece of paper weighs a thousand pounds? Larry Tudgeman
: No, it's British money. A pound is like a dollar. Why am I even bothering to explain this?
David 'Gordo' Gordon
: He won this from none other than... the maid. Ethan's Stepmom
: Which one was that again? David 'Gordo' Gordon
: Mrs. McGuire? Ethan Craft
: Come on Tonni. You're embarrassing me.
David 'Gordo' Gordon
: I'd rather impress the ladies with what's in my mind than what's in my wallet. Ethan Craft
: That's deep.
: I think that acting just isn't for me. I mean, all that walking and talking at the same time.
: I got an idea. Lizzie McGuire
: [as animated version
] That's something you don't hear very often!
: "Surgeon"... that's like a doctor, right?
, Ethan Craft
: [before the class photo
] How is my hair? Good.
[Frankie Muniz walks into the classroom
: Yo Frankie, how'd ya get outta the TV?
: Miranda, you may be able to talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk. Ethan
: Yeah, 'cause you know what, I can walk and talk!