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Ethan Craft (Character)
from "Lizzie McGuire" (2001)

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The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Ethan: The sting.
Gordo: What sting?
Ethan: You want a little mano a mano?
Gordo: See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Ethan: Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.
Gordo: I actually feel my brain turning into goo.
Ethan: Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.
Gordo: Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.
Ethan: Word.
Gordo: [chuckling] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.
Ethan: See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?
Gordo: [annoyed] You're wrong, man!

Miss Ungermeyer: Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103.
Ethan: Are those English or Italian numbers?

Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?
Ethan: I finished it.
Miss Ungermeyer: You read eleven books?
Ethan: I mean I read the list!

Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.

Ethan: When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate: Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate: I don't eat carbs!
Ethan: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate: This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer: Craft! Sanders! Seperate!
Kate: Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.

Miss Ungermeyer: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
Ethan: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
[pause]
Ethan: Why does everyone always look at me like that?

Miss Ungermeyer: Gordon, you having a problem?
Gordo: No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti.
Ethan: You're the man!

[Gordo has just sacrificed himself to save Lizzie's dignity, and now he is taking an elevator]
Ethan: Love lifts us up where we belong.


"Lizzie McGuire: Clue-Less (#2.23)" (2003)
Ethan Craft: My father's dead.
Ethan's Stepmom: Yes! I inherit everything!
Ethan Craft: Tonni, not my real dad. The one in the murder mystery.

Ethan Craft: Instead of clowns, there's evil.

Ethan's Stepmom: Oo! I found a clue, I found a clue! I found a shoe!
Ethan Craft: Uhh, Tonni. That's your shoe.
Lizzie McGuire: [animated Lizzie] Oh, no. Ethan's the smart one in his family.

Lizzie McGuire: I didn't know it until I found this thousand-pound note.
Ethan Craft: That little piece of paper weighs a thousand pounds?
Larry Tudgeman: No, it's British money. A pound is like a dollar. Why am I even bothering to explain this?

David 'Gordo' Gordon: He won this from none other than... the maid.
Ethan's Stepmom: Which one was that again?
David 'Gordo' Gordon: Mrs. McGuire?
Ethan Craft: Come on Tonni. You're embarrassing me.


"Lizzie McGuire: The Gordo Shuffle (#2.31)" (2003)
David 'Gordo' Gordon: I'd rather impress the ladies with what's in my mind than what's in my wallet.
Ethan Craft: That's deep.

Ethan Craft: I think that acting just isn't for me. I mean, all that walking and talking at the same time.


"Lizzie McGuire: Just One of the Guys (#2.33)" (2003)
Ethan Craft: I got an idea.
Lizzie McGuire: [as animated version] That's something you don't hear very often!


"Lizzie McGuire: I Do, I Don't (#1.10)" (2001)
Ethan: "Surgeon"... that's like a doctor, right?


"Lizzie McGuire: Bye, Bye Hillridge Junior High (#2.24)" (2003)
Kate Sanders, Ethan Craft: [before the class photo] How is my hair? Good.


"Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie in the Middle (#2.15)" (2002)
[Frankie Muniz walks into the classroom]
Ethan: Yo Frankie, how'd ya get outta the TV?


"Lizzie McGuire: And the Winner Is (#2.6)" (2002)
Lizzie: Miranda, you may be able to talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk.
Ethan: Yeah, 'cause you know what, I can walk and talk!