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: What's your name? Gordo
: David Gordan. Miss Ungermeyer
: David Gordan. I think that's Italian for 'sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda'.
: Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103. Ethan
: Are those English or Italian numbers?
: You will get to experience the delights of La Citta Eterna. Rome. Eternal city. Did no one read the info packets?
: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list? Ethan
: I finished it. Miss Ungermeyer
: You read eleven books? Ethan
: I mean I read the list!
: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you? Ethan
: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.
: When are we going to eat spaghetti? Kate
: Its like nine in the morning. Ethan
: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before? Kate
: I don't eat carbs! Ethan
: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before? Kate
: This experience is so totally wasted on you... Miss Ungermeyer
: Craft! Sanders! Seperate! Kate
: Oh, we did! And thank god! Miss Ungermeyer
: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.
: [smacks rear
] You want a piece of the Ungermeyer?
: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air! Ethan
: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
: Why does everyone always look at me like that?
: Sergei is hungry. Miss Ungermeyer
: So is Miss Ungermeyer.
: Gordon, you having a problem? Gordo
: No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti. Ethan
: You're the man!