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: Okay, let's hear it. We trashed the Avedon, the Luau Lounge - what's our beef with 'Feelings'? Susie Diamond
: Nothing... except who cares? I mean, does anybody really need to hear 'Feelings' again in their lifetime? It's like parsley, okay? Take it away, nobody's going to know the difference. Frank Baker
: 'Feelings' is not parsley! Susie Diamond
: Frank, to you 'Feelings' may be goddamn filet mignon, but to me, it's parsley. It's *less* than parsley. Frank Baker
: Look, 'Feelings,' despite what you may think of it, has always been one of the bright moments of the show, and a consistent crowd-pleaser, and consequently we have an obligation to perform it. If we didn't, the audience would be disappointed. Susie Diamond
: Oh. Well, they weren't exactly crying their eyes out on New Year's Eve. Frank Baker
: You passed over 'Feelings'? Susie Diamond
: Yeah. Oh, and 'Bali Hai' went out with the bathwater, too. Frank Baker
: Ah ha. I see. The cat goes away for the night, and the mice take over the orchestra. Susie Diamond
: Hey! I ain't no mouse. Frank Baker
: That's right - you're parsley.
: [as she auditions 'The Candyman'
] Thank you, Miss Moran, that's enough. Miss Moran... Miss Moran!
] Frank Baker
: Blanche! Blanche 'Monica' Moran
: Sorry! I get so caught up in it sometimes, it's scary. Frank Baker
: Yes, it is.
: Oh no, not the goddamn Luau Lounge again! Frank Baker
: What's the matter with the Luau Lounge? They don't salt their peanuts? Susie Diamond
: Singing 'Feelings' knee-deep in paper orchids and plastic tiki lamps is not exactly my idea of a fun evening. Frank Baker
: Fun? Who promised you fun? We get paid, remember!
: Jesus, when was the last time we played the Mallory? Jack Baker
: '78, November. Frank Baker
: Right, it was someone's birthday... Halloran? Jack Baker
: He had a daughter, sweet sixteen. Frank Baker
: Oh Christ! How could I forget? What a nightmare! Jack Baker
: She asked for it! Frank Baker
: I told Halloran we didn't do vocals, and he said, "What my Sissy wants..." Jack Baker
: "My Sissy gets!" Jack Baker
] She got it, all right!
: I'm sorry. I'm a bit wound up. Jack Baker
: Frank, you're a fucking alarm clock.
] Frank Baker
: You hit me! Jack Baker
: I told you I was gonna hit you.