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: Time wounds all heels.
: So I call him up to say good night and guess who answers the phone 1AM PARIS TIME? Penelope Pope! Jane
: Who's Penelope Pope? Liz
: I don't know, but that's what she said when I asked "Who the FUCK is this?"
: Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love.
: Why feed me all that romantic bullshit if he's just gonna cheat on me? Jane
: Two words: Coppulatory Imperative. Liz
: Excuse me? Jane
: The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous. The rest are... Liz
: Plucking Penelope Pope.
: Remember last week when we were laughing at that graffiti on the subway? Liz
: "Baby, I loves the toilet you sit on"?
: [referring to Ray's girlfriend
] If he mentions her, just smile politely and change the subject. Jane
: Why? Liz
: Because if you bring her up, he's gonna feel pushed and resentful. This way it's like, no pressure. I'm happy. I'm healthy, getting sex other places. Liz
: Lizzie, where do you get this stuff? Jane
: snagmen.com, it's very informative.
: Are you going to buy anything or not? Liz
: Shush, shush, I'm concentrating. Street Vendor
: There's the cynical bitch I know and love.