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: I can't believe the two of you are eating in the middle of a crisis like this. Gary
: We're nervous, what do you want... Leslie
: Then take a Valium like a normal person.
: I can't believe Roberta's a prostitute. Gary
: Roberta's not a prostitute. Leslie
: I saw this thing on television about this woman who turned tricks in the city from nine until noon, then went shopping all afternoon. It was years before her husband found out about it. Oh, my God, I've heard that four out of five prostitutes are lesbians. Gary
: Don't you think I would know if my wife was a lesbian? Leslie
: Why? You didn't know she was a prostitute!
: Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians. Roberta
: Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!
: What are you wearing? Roberta
: A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix. Gary
: You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?
: Susan! What are you doing? Susan
: I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Gary
: You said you were going to leave! Susan
: All right, good news first. Roberta's not working with the greaseball. Gary
: My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp. Susan
: He's not a pimp. Problem is, he's probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she's me.
: Roberta kept a diary. Great stuff.
: "Couldn't sleep. Went into kitchen. Gary came in, turned on light. Gary left. Finished birthday cake." Pages of it. It's got to be a cover, nobody's life could be this boring! Gary
: You shouldn't be reading that, it's personal. Susan
: Yeah, well it's not about her, it's about me.
: "He's looking for Susan again. This is the fifth ad he's run. Why does he want to see her so badly? Who is she?" And here's my picture.
: I didn't know about all this. Susan
: Between you and me, how much do you really know about Roberta? Why didn't you tell me she read the personals? We could have settled this yesterday. Gary
: She read them all the time. I didn't think... Susan
: Yeah, well, fortunately for everyone, I'm here and I'm thinking.
: Roberta can't be a prostitute she doesn't even like sex that much. It's impossible.