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: Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians. Roberta
: Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!
: What are you wearing? Roberta
: A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix. Gary
: You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?
: Here it is, a message from Jim.
[Reading from newspaper
: "Desperately seeking Susan. Meet me, four o'clock, Battery Park. Keep the faith. Love, Jim." Leslie
: Jim? Susan? Do you know these people? Roberta
: They send messages through the personal ads, that's how they hook up. Last year she was in Mexico City, then Los Angeles, now New York. Desperate. I love that word. Leslie
: Everybody I know is desperate, except for you. Roberta
: I'm desperate. Leslie
: Ha! Roberta
: Well, sort of.
: Some guy grabbed you? Roberta
: Yes, he was after me. Well, not me exactly. He was after Susan, who he thinks I am, but I'm not!