The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: Just saw a geezer in a balaklava with a suitcase... No... more of a travel bag.
: Dating's complicated in England. Steve
: English birds ain't complicated. You buy 'em a Bacardi Breezer and they'll ride you like Sea Biscuit.
: Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach... sorry mate.
: [In response to Bill saying he likes Maggie
] No offence mate, but you've got more chance of getting shit from a rocking horse.
: [Trousers round his ankles, urinating
] Listen - now I know we're mates, but if you look at my cock one more time, I'm gonna kick off. Billy
: What are you talking about? I have not once looked at your winkie!
: You've got about as much chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse!
: You FOUND a pie?
: [after Steve finds a tooth in the pie
] Bit young to be losing your teeth, Steve. Steve
: It's not my tooth. Richard
: What? Jill
: Could it be the cow's tooth? Steve
: A cow with gold fillings?
: [Steve is eating magic mushrooms, the coach sharply stops
] Anyone need first aid? Steve
: I might do in about 20 minutes...
[the group is at breakfast the day after Steve ate the hallucinogenic mushrooms
: Are you still tripping? Steve
: No, no. Why are you naked?