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: Blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.
: [after Dr. Greenbow trips over the body
] Couldn't have had more people here if I'd sold tickets.
: [as he sees Sam Marlowe coming
] Next thing you know they'll be televising the whole thing.
: Let's get Harry and pop him in. Capt. Wiles
: With hasty reverence.
: I've never been to a home-made funeral before. Capt. Wiles
: I have... it's my third. All in one day...
: Coming home from Madagascar once we had a fireman on board who hit his head on a brick wall and died two days later. Sam Marlowe
: Where did he find a brick wall on board a ship? Capt. Wiles
: Mmmm... that's what we always wondered.
: I think, Captain Wiles, we're tangled up in a murder. Capt. Wiles
: Murder. If it's murder who dunnit? Sam Marlowe
: Who did it? Capt. Wiles
: That's what I say, whodunnit?
: I fired three bullets. Three! One for the hunting sign, one for the tin can... Sam Marlowe
: ...and one for the little man who's lying in the grave.
: [Arnie puts a dead rabbit on the table while the Captain and Miss Graveley are having tea
] What do you call him? Arnie
: Dead. Capt. Wiles
: Where did you get him? Arnie
: I found him. Miss Graveley
: Where did you find him? Arnie
: [Looking at the tea table
] In the blueberry muffins.