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: How old do you think I am young man? Sam Marlowe
: Hmm... fifty. How old do you think you are? Miss Graveley
: Forty-two! I can show you my birth certificate. Sam Marlowe
: I'm afraid you're going to have to show more than your birth certificate to convince a man of that.
[Discussing Jennifer's recently deceased husband Harry
] Jennifer Rogers
: You can stuff him, for all I care. Stuff him and put him in a glass case, only I'd suggest frosted glass. Sam Marlowe
: What did he do to you? Besides marry you.
: Perharps I'll come back tomorrow. Arnie
: When's that? Sam Marlowe
: The day after today. Arnie
: That's yesterday. Today's tomorrow. Sam Marlowe
: It was. Arnie
: When was tomorrow yesterday? Sam Marlowe
: Today. Arnie
: Oh, sure. Yesterday.
: Let's get Harry and pop him in. Capt. Wiles
: With hasty reverence.
: You're not supposed to bury bodies whenever you find them. It makes people suspicious.
: Coming home from Madagascar once we had a fireman on board who hit his head on a brick wall and died two days later. Sam Marlowe
: Where did he find a brick wall on board a ship? Capt. Wiles
: Mmmm... that's what we always wondered.
: I think, Captain Wiles, we're tangled up in a murder. Capt. Wiles
: Murder. If it's murder who dunnit? Sam Marlowe
: Who did it? Capt. Wiles
: That's what I say, whodunnit?
: How do rabbits get born? Sam Marlowe
: Same way elephants do.
: I fired three bullets. Three! One for the hunting sign, one for the tin can... Sam Marlowe
: ...and one for the little man who's lying in the grave.
: Didn't know you had such a pretty mother, Arnie. Arnie
: You think she's pretty, you should see my slingshot.