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: There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is.
[Nanny McPhee turns around to walk out of the room, but stops once she hears Simon
] Simon Brown
: We will never want you! Nanny McPhee
: Then I will never go.
: I NEVER say "please"!
: You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee. Nanny McPhee
: In what way? Simon Brown
: We know your name... but you don't know ours.
[holds out hand
] Simon Brown
: Pleased to make your acquantence, I'm Oglinton Fartworthy.
[Children giggle whilst making farty noises
] Nanny McPhee
: [Shakes Simon's hand
] How d'you do. Simon Brown
: That's F-A-R-T, Fartworthy. Tora
: Booger McHorsefanny. Lily
: Knickers O'Muffin. Eric Brown
: Sandra. Christianna
: Bum. Sebastian
: I'm Bum! Christianna
: Oh, Bosoms.
[Children giggle out loud
] Baby Agatha
: Bum. Christianna
: You can't be Bum, Aggie! Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop. Baby Agatha
: Poop Bum. Sebastian
: You can't be Poop and Bum!
: [Nanny McPhee appears only after he taps her wand into the ground, he nervously quotes her
] I-I *did* knock... Nanny McPhee
: I know. I heard you.