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: That's what's wrong with you Americans, you're always looking for pain. Mike
: Yeah well... it pains me to hear you say that, Mark, it really does.
: SINK, YOU FOOL!
: So Mark. how you doin' old man? Mark
: FUCK! I'm not old motherfucker. Mike
: Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here. Mark
: It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.
: [to Mark who is leaving Salt Lake City
] If you ever get lonely, if you ever need someone to talk to... Bob's here for you. Mark
: Hey Stevo.
: Fuck you. Stevo
: Noooo. Fuuuccckkkk yooouuuuuuu.
[handing Stevo a bag of weed
: Here you go, but be careful, that stuff'll make you stupid.
[Someone throws a beer can at Stevo
: FUCK YOU. Mark
: Well, stupider than you already are.
: Now you see the problem with water beds is that they have these waves like this,
[makes motions of waves with hands
: Right? But you see this water bed is special,
[draws his hands across the bed
: , you see? It has no waves. Stevo
: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
: But this HAS no waves.