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: In High School, you would have called me a slut. Now, in College, you call me a good time.
: There's a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves. The man looks like a boy on his birthday. And he treats the woman as if she were a gift that he's waited so long to open and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside.
: Oh, sweet leaping Jesus!
: Hey, what are these? Are these... Are these stress balls? Like, you know to relieve tension, like uh... like Humphrey Bogart did in that old movie. What was it called? He was like, there are three ways to do things aboard my vessel. The right way, the wrong way and my way. If you do things my way, we'll get along just fine. Patty
: Those are my Ben Wa Balls. Matthew
: What? Patty
: Ben Wa Balls. You know, I put them inside of me, I rock my legs and I get off. Matthew
[Patty notices Matt staring at her skirt
: You like my skirt, but you're thinking, "If her skirt were any shorter, she'd have another pair of cheeks to powder, and have to put gloss on another pair of lips." Matthew
: I... I wasn't thinking any of those things. I think you're a nice girl.
: I was lying. I *did* think all of those things.