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: [after shaking Owen's hand
] I just beat off.
: Tom, who's your new boyfriend? Tom
: You'll have to excuse Randall here. He doesn't know the difference between a roommate and a cellmate. Everybody, this is Owen. Owen this is everybody.
: I hate to be the bitch but are we gonna play or what? Tom
: Aw Regina, you love to be the bitch.
: I can't get caught in the boys dorm again. Tom
: Like the last time when we hooked up? Regina
: You mean when you jerked off to my yearbook photo?
: I hate to be the bitch here but are we going to play, or what? Tom
: Aw, Regina, you love to be the bitch! Dodger
: Alright, alright, everybody put your money in.
: Yo Obi-Wan, have you seen my shoulder pads?
: Yo O-Dog, what do you think a murder victim looks like?
: He's just pissed cause he's fat.
: Can I borrow your car? Tom
: Yea man, you know, just leave the keys on the tire and don't get any blood on the back seat. Randall
: I wouldn't dream of it. I want this to be special, you know, like in the middle of the woods up against a tree. Regina
: You're a pig. Randall
: You're a dyke. Regina
: Die a violent death.
: And they only just found that girls body today because it was dragged through the woods by a wolf. Tom
: Yeah listen, the guy blew her head off. Then just let the wild life go to town. Mercedes
: Why's it have to be a guy? Tom
: Serial killers are always guy. Regina
: Just the one's that get caught baby. Mercedes
: Serial means more than one jackass. Tom
: You're not taking your SAT book to my lake house this weekend are you?