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: [after seeing Nick wink
] I think I've just come.
: [sees Kat with Jeffery
] Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often. Kat Ellis
: You have more than one gynaecologist? TJ
: You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy TJ
: [turns to Jeffery
] Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
: Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
: [to Kat and Amy
] The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
: [ready to pitch
] Are you ready, TJ? TJ
: Bugger off, Jeffery.
: They were inseperable. If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up. TJ
: And if Amy threw it up, Kat ate it. Kat Ellis
: So we were eating and throwing up in perfect harmony.
: [to the rest of the bachelorette party guests
] Ladies, that was a top night!*top* night!
: Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
: Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?