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TJ (Character)
from The Wedding Date (2005)

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The Wedding Date (2005)
TJ: [after seeing Nick wink] I think I've just come.

TJ: [sees Kat with Jeffery] Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
Kat Ellis: You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ: You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy
TJ: [turns to Jeffery] Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks

TJ: Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?

TJ: [to Kat and Amy] The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.

Jeffrey: [ready to pitch] Are you ready, TJ?
TJ: Bugger off, Jeffery.

Bunny: They were inseperable. If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up.
TJ: And if Amy threw it up, Kat ate it.
Kat Ellis: So we were eating and throwing up in perfect harmony.

TJ: [to the rest of the bachelorette party guests] Ladies, that was a top night!*top* night!

TJ: Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.

TJ: Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?