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Quotes for
Grandfather Disguisey (Character)
from The Master of Disguise (2002)

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The Master of Disguise (2002)
Grandfather Disguisey: [walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.
Barney Baker: I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disguisey: [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disguisey: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disguisey: You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!

Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

Grandfather Disguisey: Did you ask Jeeves?
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes but no such luck.
Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

Pistachio Disguisey: Can I help you?
Grandfather Disguisey: I have come to help you, Pistachio.
Pistachio Disguisey: Help me what?
Grandfather Disguisey: Find your mother and your father. My son.
Pistachio Disguisey: My father... your son... Holy canoli! You are my sister!

Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince LaIi Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.
Grandfather Disguisey: It's time to test that.
Pistachio Disguisey: What is it?
[Grandfather Disguisey opens basket]
Pistachio Disguisey: That is a big reptile.Not a problem.
[Plays recorder]
Pistachio Disguisey: Oh, yes. He wouldn't hurt anybody now.I'm going to call him Buttercup! So cute, eh?
Grandfather Disguisey: Energico! God help me, I love it!
Pistachio Disguisey: [Dangling cheese above reptile] You like the cheese. Go get the cheese, Buttercup. You know you love it.