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: How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
: So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh? Jamal
: Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right? Silas
: Right. Jamal and Silas
[after Harvard is described to them
: Shit, I'll fucks witcha! Jamal
: Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too! Huntley
: And that's a good thing? Jamal
: Yes. That's a "yes"! Huntley
: Then we'll 'fox' with each other.
: I'm the captian of the crew team, Jermaine. Jamal
: The name's JAMAL, and I'll FUCK yo' crew up! Who are dey?
: Those look like they're still in high school, yo. Jamal
: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!
: I remain here solely for the purpose of hooking up with Harvard women. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, chunky ones... Jamal
: Man, I love me a fat chick, man. More cushin' for the pushin'!
: [Jamal is rowing pathetically
] What are you doing, Hip-hop hooray? Paddle! Paddle like a man, get jiggy with it or something! Mamma King
: [Mamma King appears in the sky
] Jamal! What is ya ass doin' in a boat. Oh I see, you've been smoking too much ganja huh. Spectator
: [noticing her
] It's so huge! Mamma King
: Well, I guess you might have to just come back home and live with me! Jamal
: OH HELL NO! Mamma King
: Did you curse at me! Jamal
: [Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can
: Row motherfucker ROW!
: This class is fucking boring I'm out of here. Dean Carl Cain
: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something? Silas
: With all do respect sir, suck my dick. Jeffery
: No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's... it's these guys. Silas
: You're an asshole. Dean Carl Cain
: Did you just call me an asshole? Jamal
: No I said idiot. Dean Carl Cain
: An idiot. Jeffery
: No sir, no sir, I... Dean Carl Cain
: What did you say? Jeffery
: I said that this school has nice halls. Dean Carl Cain
: This is not funny. Silas
: You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean. Dean Carl Cain
: I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave. Jeffery
[gets ready to walk out of the class
: This would have never happened if I were black.
: I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost.
: You see, the system is geared to put most of the wealth into the hands of a few. Jamal
: Fo shou! Jeffery
: Fo shou... Silas
: Oh you don't know shit, I'ma learn you though, I'ma learn you.