Dr. Roberta Martin
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Dr. Roberta Martin (Character)
from Now and Then (1995)

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Now and Then (1995)
Scott: Uh, Roberta, canIkissyou?
Roberta: What are you mumbling?
Scott: Uh, would it be all right... can I kiss you?

Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
Roberta: Truth.
Teeny: Just how big are your boobs now?
Roberta: Drop dead.
Teeny: She has to say, doesn't she, Sam?
Young Samantha Albertson: She doesn't have to say if she doesn't want to.
Teeny: Then can we see them?
Roberta: No, you can't see them!
Teeny: I don't have any real ones yet.
Roberta: Well, you'll get them, and you'll hate them.
Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
Young Samantha Albertson: They almost look real.
Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
Young Samantha Albertson: Pudding?
Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
Chrissy: What flavor is it?
Teeny: It's vanilla.

Chrissy: I say we make a pact. Here and now. We're here for each other, always, no matter what happens in life. If Teeny goes off to Hollywood or I marry a rich doctor, we remember this day and this pact. Whenever we need a friend, we're here for each other. We can count on it. Always. No matter what.
Young Samantha Albertson: It's a pact.
Chrissy: All for one...
Chrissy, Teeny, Roberta, Young Samantha Albertson: And one for all.

Roberta: Scott?
Scott: Yeah?
Roberta: If you tell anyone about this, especially your brothers, I'll beat the shit out of you.

[after Roberta punches Chrissy in the arm]
Chrissy: Ow! That hurt.
Roberta: Yea, well, you deserved it fart-ass!

Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven. It's the male curse.
Samantha: Oh? And what deed would that be?
Chrissy: You know... planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works?... The man takes his watering can and sprinkles it on the flower.

Teeny: Oh, my God.
Roberta: What?
Teeny: I saw his penis.
Roberta, Chrissy, Young Samantha Albertson: Whose?
Teeny: And the balls.
Chrissy: You guys!
Teeny: Scott's.
Roberta, Young Samantha Albertson: Oh, my God!

Samantha: If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.
Roberta: But it sure is lonely all by yourself.

Chrissy: It's not very big.
Roberta: It's only big when a guy has a hard on.
Teeny: And when that happens, they get this big.
Chrissy: What's a hard on?
Samantha: Doesn't your mother tell you anything?
Chrissy: I'm beginning to think she's been misinformed.

Scott: Roberta?
Roberta: What?
Scott: Why do you think we fight all the time?
Roberta: Just something to do, I guess. Why?
Scott: 'Cause... 'cause I think you are a real nice girl.
Roberta: I always thought you hated me.
Scott: So did I...

Roberta: ...Perky breasts!
Chrissy: Roberta, you know I don't like it when you swear.
Roberta: Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word.
Chrissy: I can't hear you.
Roberta: Breast.
Chrissy: Can't hear you.
Roberta: Breast.
Chrissy: Can't hear you.
Roberta: BREAST!

Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare?
Roberta: "Truth.
Teeny: Just how big are your boobs nows?
Roberta: Well just how big are your boobs?
Teeny: 36D and worth every penny.
Roberta: D, who knew?

[Roberta gets up, slams the record player shut and starts pacing back in forth in anger]
Chrissy: Roberta it's ok
Roberta: NO IT'S NOT OK! It's not OK! Why did they have to die? Why did SHE have to die? My dad lied to me he said that this BEAUTIFUL angel swooped down to earth and he carried her away... BEFORE SHE HAD A SECOND TO FEEL ANY PAIN! Why did she have to die? Why did he have to lie to me? He's all I have left and he lied...

Roberta: I think you'll make a great mum Chrissy, a little overbearing and rigid, but by the grace of God the kid will come out relativity unharmed, if not there's always therapy.
Samantha: This whole baby thing baffles me, I mean you have it, you raise it, you inevitably screw it up, it resents you, feels guilty for resenting you and then it has a baby, which only perpetuates the vicious cycle.
Roberta: Thank you, Oscar The Grouch.