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Andy (Character)
from Brassed Off (1996)

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Brassed Off (1996)
Gloria: Do you want to come up for a coffee?
Andy: I don't drink coffee.
Gloria: I haven't got any.

Andy: Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, hey ladies?
Vera: Aye, but we can do without the drugs and rock 'n' roll!

Andy: The only reason I get up in the morning is to see if my luck's changed. And it never bloody has.

[talking about Gloria]
Simmo: You had her. Behind the bus station.
Andy: No, I didn't.
Simmo: You told us you did.
Andy: No, it were top half only.

Gloria: Moving words...
Andy: What?
Gloria: Back there - Danny.
Andy: Ah, aye, daft old codger. If it weren't for t'band ah reckon he'd pop his clogs. Listen, I wondered if you fancied some grub?
Gloria: Where?
Andy: I dunno - go posh if ya want...

Women on picket line: [chanting] The miners, united, will never be defeated.
Andy: Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie: Can they do that, women?
Andy: What?
Ernie: Piss in the wind.
Jim: No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie: No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim: All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
Andy: Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
Phil: Fart in a force ten?
Jim: By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
Harry: Steady lads. My missus does that.
All: [guffaw]
Harry: You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!

[Andy discovers that Gloria is from the corporate office]
Andy: Oy, you're fucking management!
Gloria: No, that's what you're doing.