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Quotes for
Umberto Robina (Character)
from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002) (VG)

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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002) (VG)
Umberto Robina: Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you Cuban. You have proved yourself, man. You got big cojones.
Tommy Vercetti: Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail.

Umberto Robina: Hey if Leo knows you've got his phone he'll kill you.
Tommy Vercetti: Maybe Leo's already dead. Maybe I killed Leo and took his phone. You ever think of that, prick?

Umberto Robina: Are you playing stupid with me?
Tommy Vercetti: No, I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.

Umberto Robina: You do this for me, and I take care of you. Like my brother. Like my son.
Tommy Vercetti: I think I prefer the cash to being bounced on your knee, amigo.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (2006) (VG)
Victor 'Vic' Vance: Hey, you Umberto?
Umberto Robina: Did somebody order a stripper?
Victor 'Vic' Vance: Excuse me?
Umberto Robina: Because I like my bitches a bit less balding.

Umberto Robina: Show these boys how to be men and take back our streets from these bitch Cholos. I have my own bitch to deal with inside.
Victor 'Vic' Vance: You're not coming?
Umberto Robina: I will be soon... But not with you, my friend! I'm hot, baby!