Nick Ragoni
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Nick Ragoni (Character)
from Boat Trip (2002)

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Boat Trip (2002)
[finding out he was on a gay cruise]
Nick Ragoni: I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did
[looks around]
Nick Ragoni: NO ONE! SHIT!

Brian: Hey fuck you pal!
Nick Ragoni: Fuck you back!
Brian: Fuck your mother!
Nick Ragoni: Oh yeah no one would wanna fuck my mother cause she's too damn ugly!
[Turns to Jerry]
Nick Ragoni: I just lost it there didn't I.
Jerry Robinson: [while nodding] Ya.

Nick Ragoni: [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board] I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
Man on Deck: Sure, my pleasure.
[pinchs Nick on the butt]
Nick Ragoni: Ow! I didn't say on my ass!
Man on Deck: You didn't *not* say it!
Nick Ragoni: I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!

Nick Ragoni: How gay can a breakfast buffet be?

Lloyd Faversham: We must get together sometime. Go for a midnight swim. Do whatever feels right. That is what a gay cruise is all about.
Nick Ragoni: [as realization sinks in] I see. Did you hear that, Jer? Whatever we feel like, we can do it. Because it's a gay cruise, Jer. Not a bi cruse, it's a gay cruise! Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A gay cruise!

[having found out they're on a gay cruise, Nick is trying to get himself and Jerry off the ship]
Nick Ragoni: Excuse me, how do I get off really fast?
Man on Deck: Try the Hole in One Room.
Nick Ragoni: [to himself] I'm starting to think that's not a real driving range. In fact, I'm CONVINCED OF IT!