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: [over a bullhorn
] GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. Earl Mott
: Who said that? Lt. Walters
: [to Lt. Bender
] This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him. Lt. Bender
: [over the bullhorn
] IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. Earl Mott
: Really? Lt. Bender
: NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!
: You get that tape of Sam Stone finishing off his wife, and that man will give us anything we want for the rest of his life! Earl Mott
: Yeah! Then we're off to Haiti. Carol
: Not Haiti, Tahiti! Earl Mott
: Oh... I knew that.
: Did you just shoot at me? Ken Kessler
: No, you moron! There's police all over the place! Hundreds of them! Earl Mott
: Do I look that stupid? Ken Kessler
: Yes, you do!
: [discovering that his fish are dead
] Crockett and Tubbs... they're floatin'!