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Quotes for
Aldo (Character)
from Oscar (1991)

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Oscar (1991)
Aldo: Breakfast is soived.
Snaps: "Served", you paluka!

Snaps: [pointing to Anthony] Pop this guy!
Aldo: Boss! We can't have a stiff in the house with company coming!
Snaps: You're right. It ain't proper.

Connie: I warned him, boss.
Aldo: Anthony said it was a matter of life and death, boss.
Snaps: And will you two mugs stop callin' me "boss"? It ain't respectable!
Connie, Aldo: Sorry, boss.

Aldo: Lemme me show you tha door;
Aldo: There's tha door!

Snaps: Aldo, you're the witness.
[turns paper towards him]
Snaps: Witness!
Aldo: Aw, boss, you know the rules: Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.
Snaps: Just sign it!
Aldo: [signing] Louie the Lug was a witness, look what happened to him.

Snaps: Now take Louie 'The Lug' McGurk. He died tragically at 25.
Anthony: I'm twenty five. What happened?
Aldo: Somebody stepped on his fingers.
Anthony: And that killed him?
Aldo: He was hanging from a window ledge of the Edison Hotel at the time.

Aldo: Oh, Dr. Poole! Come on in. The boss been expecting you.
Dr. Thornton Poole: [chuckling] Aldo, do you realize what you just did?
Aldo: What?
Dr. Thornton Poole: You used the past participle without a modifier.
Aldo: I did? What's the rap on that?

Aldo: [dead pan] This day has been an emotional rollercoaster.

Oscar: I'm Oscar!
Snaps: Get rid of him!
Snaps: Expeditiously.
Aldo: Right, boss.
[Oscar screams as he is forcibly removed]