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: Breakfast is soived. Snaps
: "Served", you paluka!
: [pointing to Anthony
] Pop this guy! Aldo
: Boss! We can't have a stiff in the house with company coming! Snaps
: You're right. It ain't proper.
: I warned him, boss. Aldo
: Anthony said it was a matter of life and death, boss. Snaps
: And will you two mugs stop callin' me "boss"? It ain't respectable! Connie
: Sorry, boss.
: Lemme me show you tha door;
: There's tha door!
: Aldo, you're the witness.
[turns paper towards him
: Witness! Aldo
: Aw, boss, you know the rules: Never witness nuthin'. You live longer. Snaps
: Just sign it! Aldo
] Louie the Lug was a witness, look what happened to him.
: Now take Louie 'The Lug' McGurk. He died tragically at 25. Anthony
: I'm twenty five. What happened? Aldo
: Somebody stepped on his fingers. Anthony
: And that killed him? Aldo
: He was hanging from a window ledge of the Edison Hotel at the time.
: Oh, Dr. Poole! Come on in. The boss been expecting you. Dr. Thornton Poole
] Aldo, do you realize what you just did? Aldo
: What? Dr. Thornton Poole
: You used the past participle without a modifier. Aldo
: I did? What's the rap on that?
: [dead pan
] This day has been an emotional rollercoaster.
: I'm Oscar! Snaps
: Get rid of him!
: Expeditiously. Aldo
: Right, boss.
[Oscar screams as he is forcibly removed