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: Great! I freak in your dream, I freak out in my dream, no wonder I'm so fucking exhausted.
: What did you call me? Nick
: You heard me. I called you a "Hostess Twinkie motherfucker," motherfucker!
[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence
: Why does my character have to be a dwarf? Nick
: He doesn't have to be. Tito
: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it? Nick
: No, Tito, I... Tito
: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
[Tito doesn't laugh when he's supposed to
: Cut! Tito... Didn't feel like laughing, did ya? Tito
: I did. Nick
: Oh. Guess I missed it.
: Hey Bob, you think you can make any more noise with the dolly you creaky motherfucker !
: Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?
: There needs to be more tension when you see him. Nicole Springer
: I thought I wasn't supposed to see him. Nick
: Well, maybe you see him a little.
: I feel like such an asshole. Nick
: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.